WHAT!" Why is this thing SO STIFF" ?
OK, how long has this been here" Because I swear to god, I just looked at my chin 5 minutes ago, and this wasn’t there.
Am I growing a goatee now"
Where the hell are my good Tweezermans"!
I officially hate seeing my pores in this 15X magnifying mirror.
Would it be lame if I just u...
